pairing: XiuWooTao
genre: crack, humor, fluff'
word count: 2.2k+
rating: pg13 for language
summary: Xiumin gets rapping lessons...from Dongwoo and Tao.

a/n: for baby Satan's birthday~ happy birthday Aleena torontok :*
Title taken from "Handlebars" by Flobots
also I highly recommend checking out the songs mentioned, if you haven't already. :3

( They were supposed to be watching a soccer match on his new TV. Minseok even bought snacks and beer, everything. And somehow, he let slip that he wanted to learn how to rap and suddenly, he was rapping to random songs with the help and guidance of Tao and Dongwoo. )